You know, may she should have done that at the START of battle instead of waiting and letting people die left and right around her for no reason. What an absolute asshole jerk.
You’re saying that as if that was something good. Not even Solomon, the most paternalistic Paternum of the Wheel, deprived his sons of the joy of cutting.
If you have ever studied Warfare, you will be familiar with the concept that the one who wins is the one who commits his reserves last. She had to wait until the other side brought all their forces into the open, so that she could effectively engage them. If she had revealed herself first, the entirety of the second wave would have been focused on targeting her, rather than spread out across the battlefield, and vulnerable to her power.
If you read the writings of just about any famous General, they lament that it is necessary for good men to die in order to draw the enemy out, so that they can be soundly routed.
23 years in the US Army, six different combat zones, two Master’s degrees in conflict and disaster, and currently finishing my doctorate in the human response to violence.
So yeah, I might have studied a little warfare.
Again, “The winner is the army with the last squadron in reserve.”
You forget that people are used to anime powerscaling instead of actual tactics and strategy. So the argument you make is solid but wont matter to someone expecting Goku to fire a Kamehameha and solve the problem.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
This isn’t true. You draw the enemy out by taking a position that they must recapture, or lose the advantage. No men need be sacrificed, which isn’t US military doctrine anyway.
She has taken command of the HMS Bludgeon, possibly soon to be broken up and recommissioned as the HMS Flotsam, the HMS Jetsam, and numerous and sundry other smaller craft of still-usable ballistic mass.
This one has heard many a tale of those who – despite the wisdom of the gods of course – elected to “fuck around”.
In the end, it is always the measure of these errant souls to “find out”.
Indeed, it is right that this is the case!
After all, it has always been known that the wage of fucking around is always to find out.
This one is sure that Al-yis-un will prove quite the teacher.
You really have to wonder what most of the people there think they are doing. The World was conquered first by one guy, then by seven beings, and now after a civil war the survivors of those 7 + one notable addition fight for it all again. But it was never “one guy leading his army. It was just one guy. And everyone knows that. What are they doing there, trying to fight?
The buzzing of a single gnat is easily ignored. Ten thousand gnats can be distracting enough for a man trying to concentrate to blink at the wrong time.
I don’t think most of these people were around during the time of the True King. To them it’s all myth and superstition, which can’t hold a candle to business. Also, Al-Yisun is still learning as she goes. They were all just standing in front of her a bit ago and she didn’t vaporize them; it is likely they have a skewed idea of her abilities because she hasn’t played long enough at grabbing them and tearing them apart for them to know what’s coming.
LETS GO HOT LADY!!!!! KILL HER ASS!!!
looks like Al-Yis-Un has mastered the ancient art of learning to “Shot Web”
You know, may she should have done that at the START of battle instead of waiting and letting people die left and right around her for no reason. What an absolute asshole jerk.
Ult not ready yet
You’re saying that as if that was something good. Not even Solomon, the most paternalistic Paternum of the Wheel, deprived his sons of the joy of cutting.
If you have ever studied Warfare, you will be familiar with the concept that the one who wins is the one who commits his reserves last. She had to wait until the other side brought all their forces into the open, so that she could effectively engage them. If she had revealed herself first, the entirety of the second wave would have been focused on targeting her, rather than spread out across the battlefield, and vulnerable to her power.
If you read the writings of just about any famous General, they lament that it is necessary for good men to die in order to draw the enemy out, so that they can be soundly routed.
If you have ever studied Warfare, *loooooooong wet fart noise*
i concur.
Bleating goat noises right back atcha, my friend.
23 years in the US Army, six different combat zones, two Master’s degrees in conflict and disaster, and currently finishing my doctorate in the human response to violence.
So yeah, I might have studied a little warfare.
Again, “The winner is the army with the last squadron in reserve.”
You forget that people are used to anime powerscaling instead of actual tactics and strategy. So the argument you make is solid but wont matter to someone expecting Goku to fire a Kamehameha and solve the problem.
Which like, when has Goku ever gotten involved before things were at their worst?
Hey, he does get involved *sometimes*, he just gets killed whenever he does.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
Yawn.
POG.
Unless, of course, you think you can succeed in a Blitzkrieg, which is a HUGE gamble.
This isn’t true. You draw the enemy out by taking a position that they must recapture, or lose the advantage. No men need be sacrificed, which isn’t US military doctrine anyway.
The art of being an MC, even if you’re there before the battle starts, you need to make a dramatic entrance.
By all means, then. Step onto that field, and do better.
Otherwise known as “a hero.”
It’s like the Lasso of Truth…except the only meaningful truth is that you’re going to die.
Wow that goes hard
Astronaut, bound in Lasso: “Wait, the only truth is that we’re all going to die?”
Other Astronaut, holding Lasso, Gun: “Always has been.”
fuck this ship in particular
Alison is about to use that ship to fuck a whole bunch of other ships
I’d be shocked if that ship doesn’t either explode or function surprisingly well as a bludgeon.
She has taken command of the HMS Bludgeon, possibly soon to be broken up and recommissioned as the HMS Flotsam, the HMS Jetsam, and numerous and sundry other smaller craft of still-usable ballistic mass.
As something once said, “It’s clobbering time!”
Most significantly the HMS Shrapnel and its various sister ships.
Don’t forget about the HMS Navigation Hazard!
all that’s missing is a lil cowboy hat to go w that lasso
Pree Vessian is very Аsіаn-coded.
I fear she is about to spill her Martini, what a pity.
“…i said shaken, not stirred!”
How about bludgeoned and/or smashed?
Really? I was reading her as African-coded or European-coded, what with the neck rings and skintone…
Crack the whip!
Heroes will see this and say ‘Fuck yeah’
Villains will hate this so much.
Yeeeeee haw!
Looks like some smug *** is about to get the grin wiped off their face.
What a nice boat you’ve got there…
Shame if something would happen to it.
But lightning seldom strikes a ninth time.
Al-yis-un has mastered the art of being fucking cool
The ole yoink n’smash, works every time
KILL
S I X
B I L L I O N
poor bastard minions in flying ships who thought this was gonna be easy
6 billions must die
This one has heard many a tale of those who – despite the wisdom of the gods of course – elected to “fuck around”.
In the end, it is always the measure of these errant souls to “find out”.
Indeed, it is right that this is the case!
After all, it has always been known that the wage of fucking around is always to find out.
This one is sure that Al-yis-un will prove quite the teacher.
She hasn’t even lit her cigarette yet
Of course, you smoke *after* fucking someone
This comment really deserves more love
Start with the good food on the plate, wear your good clothes, lead with the good ammo
Sometimes hesitating over costs can end up costing more.
Alison has farmed a lot of aura, and now she’s going to spend it all.
Lightning Thief Redux
I once started writing a story that started like this, except the dragon that was snared was the one that shot the lightning themself
Awesome page, and our girl’s kicking ass and wrecking ships, but what’s the name of this new move?
Fistful o’ lightning whips?
Unquenchable white hot fist of sparky strangling strands?
Behold My Particularly Sparky Rock.
Alison is about to use that ship like a morning star, I can FEEL it
Every now and then a page prompts me to go back to the start of the comic to remind myself of how much she’s changed.
HAHAHA! Four legged lady has a four armed pilot! Not that it will help her any.
You really have to wonder what most of the people there think they are doing. The World was conquered first by one guy, then by seven beings, and now after a civil war the survivors of those 7 + one notable addition fight for it all again. But it was never “one guy leading his army. It was just one guy. And everyone knows that. What are they doing there, trying to fight?
The buzzing of a single gnat is easily ignored. Ten thousand gnats can be distracting enough for a man trying to concentrate to blink at the wrong time.
I don’t think most of these people were around during the time of the True King. To them it’s all myth and superstition, which can’t hold a candle to business. Also, Al-Yisun is still learning as she goes. They were all just standing in front of her a bit ago and she didn’t vaporize them; it is likely they have a skewed idea of her abilities because she hasn’t played long enough at grabbing them and tearing them apart for them to know what’s coming.