This one notes that while the text doth say that the battle was “already all but lost,” it does not state *who* the loser was.
There will be many casualties in battle- this is the way of things. But victory doesn’t go to the one with the fewer injuries- but to the one still Standing.
Me thinks we’re about to see Six Billion Demons killed.
This is just a proxy battle; the primaries have wandered off. Since it’s time soon for Allison to die, and she knows it, someone else will end up on top, but not with this flashy rabble intact.
Yeah did people forget she gets an insight as to how long she has to die? She has plot armor, at least as far as being alive goes. There are far worse fates than death, however.
Any strike which is not a decapitation strike may be considered a miss.
“You must never make ‘multiple’ cuts. Each must be singular in its beauty, no matter how many precede it. You must make your enemies weep with admiration, and likewise should your head be shorn off by such an object of beauty, you must do your best to shed tears of respect.”
“When decapitating an enemy, it is severe impoliteness to use more than one blow.”
Define ‘head’. If we can’t reap your head, we will reap everything else and leave your precious hat-holding device to act as a gravestone. Full body amputations are always a fine thing after a long day’s work.
Honestly? It was BroQuest that turned me on to the idea.
Also the Gray Knight in Castle Crashers.
And to a different extent, Cyan from FF6.
I like the vibe.
You know, why they bother to have those guys with spears there? There’s not going to do jack shit against a fleet of battleships, they’re just getting killed there for no reason. They’d be better off at home with their families instead of dying pointlessly.
It’s almost always the “regular guys” who are the coolest just for being “regular”. Like the Imperial Guard in Warhammer 40K; in a universe where everything else is a genetically-engineered super-soldier, an ancient alien race with technology indistinguishable from magic, an intergalactic eating machine, and/or actual demons from literal Hell, these men and women take to the field with nothing more than a flak jacket, a glorified laser pointer, and *balls of steel*.
Merely asking that question shows that they are irresolute, and unworthy of royalty. To enter battle is to place all upon the roll of the dice… and in this case, the other side might be using loaded dice. Such is the nature of gambling in this day and age, which is why it is a good thing that we are at the close of the age.
woah
That lady is so, so dead.
This one notes that while the text doth say that the battle was “already all but lost,” it does not state *who* the loser was.
There will be many casualties in battle- this is the way of things. But victory doesn’t go to the one with the fewer injuries- but to the one still Standing.
Me thinks we’re about to see Six Billion Demons killed.
REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE
All at once too.
Al-YISUN is about to earn her epithets.
This is just a proxy battle; the primaries have wandered off. Since it’s time soon for Allison to die, and she knows it, someone else will end up on top, but not with this flashy rabble intact.
But maybe don’t quote me on that…
She has the name of GOD [YISUN] ALL-I SON and performed the act of Division (tore herself apart), so I’m pretty she’s the Heir.
She literally knows she has decades left to live.
Yeah did people forget she gets an insight as to how long she has to die? She has plot armor, at least as far as being alive goes. There are far worse fates than death, however.
The Maybe Sword ultimately did not cut her. She controls her own fate. It will not be her time to die until she wills it so
The next update is gonna be some true Royalty. Used for the same purpose as any especially sharp rock.
It’s Alisson-ten-maya’s time to show what the training was for
Surely you mean Allison-ten-White Chain
Turn it up even further —
… but are we even ready yet to see Alison-eleven?
Allison is literally the name of God.
Those titles informed her, but she’s something else.
A11 ison perhaps ? This one salivates at the thought
I think something really cool is about to happen
Let this be a lesson, my lovelies: always price your ammunition to move.
I think absolute zero is going to suffer a divide by zero error. Roughly that cool.
Well, you fucked around…
Time to find out!
DEATH TO THE LIVING
I mean, sure, you don’t have to kill the dead again.
When you strike at royalty, you’d best not miss.
If you hit one of said royalty’s subjects, you have missed.
Any strike which is not a decapitation strike may be considered a miss.
“You must never make ‘multiple’ cuts. Each must be singular in its beauty, no matter how many precede it. You must make your enemies weep with admiration, and likewise should your head be shorn off by such an object of beauty, you must do your best to shed tears of respect.”
“When decapitating an enemy, it is severe impoliteness to use more than one blow.”
When one is practicing Head of John, for example, decapitation is also a miss.
Cutting the uncuttable is a trivial matter.
Define ‘head’. If we can’t reap your head, we will reap everything else and leave your precious hat-holding device to act as a gravestone. Full body amputations are always a fine thing after a long day’s work.
Given that decapitating Incubus, which Maya did easily, didn’t work I wonder if her cut will be something else.
Like dividing every single atom.
Zoss himself was decapitated all the way back on page 6 of this beloved long-form saga.
That hasn’t done much to stop him.
He moved outside of time.
Precept Fifteen: One foe, one blow.
Strike at royalty, you’d better not miss.
For the second strike will not miss, but it will not be yours.
God ship is COOKED from this point onward…
Heaven shall be reached
Through violence! 😀
It’s just a bug on the windshield.
big badda boom
Totally green
B A D M A N
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It’s time for Oscar to return
Pccchheeewww
I think this is going to be VERY expensive!
Can you afford not to?
Will you be able to afford anything of value, regardless of your decision?
Guess we’ll find out, won’t we? Even the Ocean is helpless to gravity. We should all take cover.
I suspect the cost-benefit analysis will very shortly be rendered a moot point.
Because someone is about to cash them all out.
The regular republic guys running around ARE the coolest. All they got is spears and the will to live free. What are gods against that?
True. But the iron codpiece coneheads are a close second.
I agree, alt text abbadon. Rank-and-file soldiers fighting among gods are cool as fuck for some reason.
Based Imperial Guard and/or Empire of Man logic.
Honestly? It was BroQuest that turned me on to the idea.
Also the Gray Knight in Castle Crashers.
And to a different extent, Cyan from FF6.
I like the vibe.
“I’m just a guy, with a spear. I didn’t ask for all this flying and magic…”
You know, why they bother to have those guys with spears there? There’s not going to do jack shit against a fleet of battleships, they’re just getting killed there for no reason. They’d be better off at home with their families instead of dying pointlessly.
It appears the fecal matter has collided with the rotary cooling system.
Woah. Avert your eyes, gentlemen. I hear Godhood is ghastly to observers and victims alike.
Answer your Dm’s
And so we begins the rapid and awesome deconstruction of all the cool ships that just got introduced
Royalty is a continuous army-crushing motion.
“—And in the Fourth mind IT saw:
A being with no Fear!
And even demons Fear that which does not.”
-The Last King
It’s almost always the “regular guys” who are the coolest just for being “regular”. Like the Imperial Guard in Warhammer 40K; in a universe where everything else is a genetically-engineered super-soldier, an ancient alien race with technology indistinguishable from magic, an intergalactic eating machine, and/or actual demons from literal Hell, these men and women take to the field with nothing more than a flak jacket, a glorified laser pointer, and *balls of steel*.
…and a dude whose job it is to shoot them in the head should they try and get out of the battle once those balls of steel start to rust.
Uh-oh. Not to be dramatic, but…
“Think of yourself as dead. You have lived your life. Now take what’s left and live it properly.”
Can you afford not to…
Merely asking that question shows that they are irresolute, and unworthy of royalty. To enter battle is to place all upon the roll of the dice… and in this case, the other side might be using loaded dice. Such is the nature of gambling in this day and age, which is why it is a good thing that we are at the close of the age.